This conversation actually occured in my home today:
Me: Honey, did you wash Monkey's face after breakfast?
Hubby: Yes.
Me: Okay.
Hubby: Why?
Me: (And yes, I did have to answer. . .) Because his face is dirty.
So that wasn't the end of the of the questionable statements today. . .I tell you, it is hard to be the brain for a household.
Me(via text message:) I feel terrible. Pretty sure I have a sinus infection.
Hubby: Oh, I'm sorry honey. Go to the doctor.
Me: No need, just a cold.
Later, as I'm giving the little squirt a bath,
Hubby: So, you aren't better? You still feel bad?
Me: Well, I'm not miraculously better since 3 hours ago. . .
Hubby: That wasn't very nice, what you said just now.
Uhhh. I'm not nice? How 'bout he didn't think. . . for the second time today?
Men. This sounds very much like a conversation that would happen at our house. At least I'm in good company.
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